Every time I see this shot I’m reminded that Chris Evans is actually throwing…nothing at the camera. Talk about amazing body control.
I’ll be in my bunk.
making no noise
and pretending that I don’t exist.
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
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1. PONTE AUDIFONOS
2. PULSA PLAY
3. CIERRA LOS OJOS
4. IMAGINATE QUE TE ESTÁN CORTANDO EL PELO
Corte de pelo virtual. necesario usar auriculares
Sentí su aliento al final weon… me re toqué el pelo… weon, es impresionante esta wea.
pordios que es estooooooo senti que me hablaban fantasma lpm! se fueron al chori es lo mas!!!!!
Wn casi me meo cuando senti las tijeras y todo ._. Y cuando el tipo dijo la cosa al oido .___. fue como si estuviera al lado :O
WEEEEEE ESTA MORTAAAAAAAAAL
Wn!! senti como que me estaban poniendo una wea en la cabeza ._. y despues cuando susurro mire para al lado porque me dio miedo Hahaha
CSM MORI *o*!
AJAJAJAJAJ COÑOOOOOOOO, CUANDO PUSO LABOLSA ENMI CABEZA ME ESTAVA TOCANDO LA CABEZA SDLÑSKJDFLASJFLDAKSJFASLKDF XD Y ALFINAL CUANDO MEHABLO A LA OREJA CHILLÉ Y ME APARTÉ AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ COÑOXD
difuhudsihdushfiu cuando me puso la bolsa:| oh cuando me hablo en el oido me reí XD fdihgfus que miedo):
Cuando me puso la bolsa y cuando me hablo al oido !!!!
me dio miedo con la maquina para cortar pelo :((( cuatico !
casi me meooo! xd kjahskjahdjkhdjk :c
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.
BOPPINSTICK COMEDICMISMATCH
BACKITUP LUMBERBATCH
BEACHBODY CUNNINGSCRATCH
Brodyquest Numbercrunch
I sound like a mathmatical cereal.
benedict custardbath
FUCKING BLUBBERBUTT THUNDERCATS
BLENDERDICK SLUMBERBELCH BEAT THAT YO
but if your first name started with b and your second with h then you would be..BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.
I actually got Benedict Cumberbatch
but
but
what
Blubberbutt Chunkybap
Blubberbutt Thundermunch
Bunsenburner Thundermunch
Blenderdick Thundercats
WAT
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
doooddd
I freaking love him.
He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as filming was over.
He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.
He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.
Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.
